The iPhone 14 went from doom to boom faster/
The iPhone 14 went from doom to boom faster – Hold on to your hats, butts, and whatever else you hold dear as more rumors roll in about the expected production levels of the iPhone 14.The people who are following these rumors with bated breath… seriously need to rethink their priorities.
It’s not healthy, Megan! Also, subsisting on a diet primarily of Funyuns is also unhealthy. We have talked about this. Just because you keep saying that the entire bottom level of the Food Pyramid is Funyuns doesn’t mean it’s true. Also, no one uses the Food Pyramid anymore.
Anyway, it was just over a month ago that DigiTimes reported a 10 percent “cut” in iPhone 14 orders. Yes, you read that right, not the iPhone 13 currently shipping, but the iPhone 14, which is not will release in more than a month.
A few more rumors like this and we could do without the space/time continuum altogether. I mean, what’s the point if the effect doesn’t follow the cause?
It makes the Macalope very angry. After spending all that time watching Star Trek in order to fully understand the ins and outs of quantum mechanics.
And because vendors couldn’t make phones fast enough, Apple was simply giving up. “We’d rather not sell them than have to wait for them!” the company was heard to say. Even though he happily made this horny observer wait weeks to get back an iPhone 4 back in the day. Back when people still said things like “in the past”.
This rumor doesn’t seem to take into account the previous rumor, as the July rumor said that Apple was “cutting” production from 90 million units to 82 million. Now Apple thinks it will sell 95 million.
For God’s sake, get your story straight, Apple! My God, who runs the show there?
Apple, of course, is not responsible for these numbers. The Macalope did not contact Apple for a reaction to this rumor and will not update this post when it receives a response because it wouldn’t even if it had.
With Apple not shipping an iPhone 14 mini, the only person not buying a new phone this year is the Macalope. Instead, he’ll quietly upgrade to an iPhone 13 mini that he’ll keep for the rest of his life.Or not. The Macalope is still hoping that Apple will ship a small phone of some sort once again in the future to pick up any reluctance. And on that day, the Taiwan Economic Times may report that Apple is increasing shipments by 0.0000011111 percent.